Friday, July 19, 2013

The Book of Woe



 
You will never, ever...
 

Ride to battle



Be spared

 
 
 Identify with "point of view"
 
 
Be Confucian 
 
 
Be French
 
 
 Do any underwater welding
 
 
Know it when you meet God and the Devil
 
 
 Make a real contribution
 
 
 Be able to get your asshole to stop smelling like an asshole
 
 
 
 
 
 
Be impressed
 
 
 Be a centaur's bitch
 
 
 Believe divorce statistics
 
 
Communicate affection properly
 
 
Be an Eskimo
 
 
Get an MBA
 
 
 Breed dogs
 
 
 Farm
 

 
Get caught in the act

 
 Floss
 
 
 Embalm something
 
 
 



 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The End

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