Friday, July 19, 2013

The Book of Woe

You will never, ever...

Ride to battle

Be spared

 Identify with "point of view"
Be Confucian 
Be French
 Do any underwater welding
Know it when you meet God and the Devil
 Make a real contribution
 Be able to get your asshole to stop smelling like an asshole
Be impressed
 Be a centaur's bitch
 Believe divorce statistics
Communicate affection properly
Be an Eskimo
Get an MBA
 Breed dogs

Get caught in the act

 Embalm something

The End

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